i cant believe its not butter.

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(aka lap top and apt keys hijacker)

1st.
can't resist a man with plugs...

2nd.
but can resist a butterface lady.




















PS. that shirt isnt urs. dont add a tshirt to the long list of things u dont return.

have a good night! :)

stay sober. oh no wait, gary's never sober.

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and

g
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y

1st:
two hot chicks.

2nd:
a couple of gross, dirty men.

Sassy bitch. or just drunk? Redux.

Birthday Bitches.

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and

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDS.

Here are some bad pics of ya'll to celebrate with!

kisses!

this is an S.O.S...

k
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v
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n

and

j
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e

(of the jonas brothers)

1st.
kevin, for once is looking right. joe's sexy as hell as usual.

2nd.
oohp. kevin's back to normal again... and joe left his flat iron in the tour bus. whaddup widdat face?

2nd photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Would you live here?.

we do.

heavy metal... in your mouth.

s
h
i
r
o

(duckets. a.k.a shredder)

1st.
please do me now.

2nd.
please don't me now.

for the love of god, dont smile..

c
h
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r
l
i
e

1st.
you call this guy to chill.

2nd.
he's not invited.

skid marks.

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n

c

a

(igglet or jagger, either will suffice)

1st.

cute happy bunny.

2nd.

grab ur shovel and pick up that road kill.

stay away.

V
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l
l
a
t

1st.
this is the guy you dream about.

2nd.
this is the guy chasing you in your nightmares.

i wish i didnt own you.

m
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n
s

(a.k.a. mittie, or "middy" as certain people prefer.)

1st.
she sits with the cool cats at dinner time.

2nd.
she eats her cat food alone.

damaged goods.

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1st.
nyc's new finest

2nd.
umm please move back home now, thank you.

stick to the sparks.

r
a
y
a
n
n
e

1st.
this is the girl you want to do dirty things to.

2nd
this is the girl that needs to beg you first.

sassy bitch? or just drunk?.

whats the difference between jersey and a garbage can?.

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(electro)

1st.

he gets in for free.

2nd.

he's got to pay to get in. and maybe more.