i cant believe its not butter.

e
r
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c

(aka lap top and apt keys hijacker)

1st.
can't resist a man with plugs...

2nd.
but can resist a butterface lady.




















PS. that shirt isnt urs. dont add a tshirt to the long list of things u dont return.

have a good night! :)

stay sober. oh no wait, gary's never sober.

t
e
s
s

and

g
a
r
y

1st:
two hot chicks.

2nd:
a couple of gross, dirty men.

Sassy bitch. or just drunk? Redux.

Birthday Bitches.

J

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m

a

i

n

e

and

S

p

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n

c

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDS.

Here are some bad pics of ya'll to celebrate with!

kisses!

this is an S.O.S...

k
e
v
i
n

and

j
o
e

(of the jonas brothers)

1st.
kevin, for once is looking right. joe's sexy as hell as usual.

2nd.
oohp. kevin's back to normal again... and joe left his flat iron in the tour bus. whaddup widdat face?

2nd photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

Would you live here?.

we do.

heavy metal... in your mouth.

s
h
i
r
o

(duckets. a.k.a shredder)

1st.
please do me now.

2nd.
please don't me now.

for the love of god, dont smile..

c
h
a
r
l
i
e

1st.
you call this guy to chill.

2nd.
he's not invited.

skid marks.

b

i

a

n

c

a

(igglet or jagger, either will suffice)

1st.

cute happy bunny.

2nd.

grab ur shovel and pick up that road kill.

stay away.

V
a
l
l
a
t

1st.
this is the guy you dream about.

2nd.
this is the guy chasing you in your nightmares.

i wish i didnt own you.

m
i
t
t
e
n
s

(a.k.a. mittie, or "middy" as certain people prefer.)

1st.
she sits with the cool cats at dinner time.

2nd.
she eats her cat food alone.

damaged goods.

n
a
t
a
l
i
e


1st.
nyc's new finest

2nd.
umm please move back home now, thank you.

stick to the sparks.

r
a
y
a
n
n
e

1st.
this is the girl you want to do dirty things to.

2nd
this is the girl that needs to beg you first.

sassy bitch? or just drunk?.

whats the difference between jersey and a garbage can?.

c

h

r

i

s

(electro)

1st.

he gets in for free.

2nd.

he's got to pay to get in. and maybe more.

keep your mouth closed.

N

i

c

o

(xo)

1st.

hot mess

2nd.

trailer trash

 

beauty discovered crack attack.

m
i
s
h

(mish)

1st
hello kitty was her bestfriend. forever and ever.


2nd
after seeing this,  HK barfed. then peaced out

WANT SOME CANDY LITTLE GIRL? come in my car and i'll give you some!.

t

e

s

s

1st.

this is the girl that's getting in the car

2nd.

this is the lady that's behind the wheel

**side note... same shirt, different pic, different chick.

(pictures courtesy of http://www.thecultureofme.com/ and http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/)

a striking resemblance...

1st. the world famous 'caca the bird.'
2nd. some random frog guy... what's his name? oh yes.. kermit.

love you jason!!!

looks painful.

a

l

e

x

a

n

d

r

a

(it was very difficult to find a bad picture of her)

1st.

american apparel.

2nd.

america in peril.

drunk enough for that?.

t

r

a

c

y

(this picture is actually offensive)

1st.

that's the girl u wanna take home.

2nd.

that's the girl u hand off to your drunk friend.

mmm. does that taste good?.

J

a

s

o

n

(espresso)

1st.

would it really hurt you to smile?...

2nd.

..no. but it kinda hurts us when you try.

 

i need a ride ma. get the minivan.

P

a

t

r

i

c

k

(does it)

1st.

MILF

2nd.

soccer mom

   

caaaa caaaa goes the bird. part deux.

so. the first post of this picture came out a bit small. just a repost so that ya'll can see it's full amazingness. click it!

enjoy.

are we in jersey or something?.

s
h
a
u
n

(sorry to bash the ex. no hard feelings.)

1st.
ray ban addiction

2nd.
fake tan addiction

kisses!!

a jonas brother that i'm not burnin' up for.

t
h
o
m
a
s

(also known as thom.)

1st.
yes, please.

2nd.
no, thank you.

i think u lost a chromosome.

s

p

e

n

c

e

r

 (allegedly robot vagina)--those affiliated with this site do not support this title

1st.

wow he actually can take a decent picture

2nd.

i'm goin dooooooown...syndrome. yeeeehaw~!

keep ur glasses on.

j

e

r

m

a

i

n

e

 (jagger)

1st.

2nd.

um i actually don't know which is the good picture.